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    Official State of the Union Oddsmaker Odds


    By John Galt
    January 25, 2011


    As usual this public service is provided to my readers. Please contact your short term investment broker is you wish to wager on any of the odds posted. You’re on your own with regards to payouts, etc., don’t email me about it….


    Odds – Wager

    1000:1 Against Obama mentioning any of the attacks or persecution of Christians in the Islamic world.


    1:2 In Favor of the word “recovery” being said 10 times or more


    3:1 In Favor of Anthony Weiner (D-NY) and Peter King (R-NY) being seen holding hands at some point during the telecast


    5:1 In Favor of Weiner and King kissing on television


    2:1 In Favor of “Bush” or “The Prior Adminstration” being blamed for something more than once


    6:1 In Favor of a declaration of victory in the “War on Terror”


    1:3 In Favor of new programs for teachers and/or education being outlined as our most pressing national priority


    3 1/2:1 In Favor of some program being mentioned as “for the children”


    8:1 In Favor of Obama saying more jobs were saved or created than at any other point in U.S. History


    2:1 In Favor of the word “Green” being said more than 10 times


    5:1 In Favor of a Republican being seen picking his/her nose


    50:1 Against a Democrat being seen picking his/her nose


    4:1 In Favor of the phrase “vitriolic rhetoric” being used by someone on television tonight


    3:2 In Favor of Obama jutting his jaw out like Mussolini more than 10 times during the speech


    1:1 Against the Republican response being anything but a snorefest


    3:1 In Favor of Michelle blowing a kiss to Obama when the cameras pan to her on script


    2:1 In Favor of 60% of the U.S. population contemplating using a power drill with a 3/4″ bit on their skulls after watching this.
    I've always wondered what the 1920's and 1930's were like, but I never wanted to see it from the German perspective.....


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    So who has the drinking game Bingo cards this time?

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    Odds for mentioning impending draconian gun legislation or need for it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 401stprophet View Post
    Odds for mentioning impending draconian gun legislation or need for it?
    That's another 1:1, I'll bet.

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    If the phrase "The state of the nation is good" or some variation is used it is time to shut it off and watch cartoons so as to make a better use of your time.

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    20:1 In favor "Blood will shoot out of my eyes" more than once during the speech and obscure the screen momentarily.

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    Is anyone actually going to sit through this schlock?

    I'm still waiting for a man on Mars and a cure for AIDS in Africa. . .
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    Guaranteed odds I will NOT be watching this @#$% tonight or any other night for that matter. Got clothes to fold and put away!

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    1000 to 1 for, In so many words he will say that government needs to unconstitutionally strip The People of more rights so that it can provide entitlement.
    Don't ban them... I enjoy reading the lamentations of the stupid.

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    I gotta do my hair........oh wait, i dont have hair anymore

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