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  1. 01-25-2011, 05:31 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Summerthyme View Post
    So who has the drinking game Bingo cards this time?

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    Here's last year's card. Might need a little tweaking to bring it up to date.

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    Did Weiner and King come out of the closet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra View Post
    Come on already, guys.

    Somebody has got to watch it so I can find out how many Supreme Court Justices actually showed up and if there were any funny video clips.

    I just can't watch these shows anymore, I haven't been able to watch them since Reagan.

    We should all chip in and elect one poor soul to suffer through the whole show and let us know if anything happened.
    I nominate Easyrider. He has botanical support.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    I nominate Easyrider. He has botanical support.
    LOL! I think that's what it would take to get me to watch it... and even that might not be enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra View Post
    Come on already, guys.

    Somebody has got to watch it so I can find out how many Supreme Court Justices actually showed up and if there were any funny video clips.

    I just can't watch these shows anymore, I haven't been able to watch them since Reagan.

    We should all chip in and elect one poor soul to suffer through the whole show and let us know if anything happened.
    I wouldn`t miss this circus. I just need my BP meds.
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    1:1 Odds that Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) finds SOME way to get in the middle of the camera shot WITH the president...

    Happens every time...

    If I watch the speech at all, it will be with TTOL within easy reach. It's the only way to make it halfway endurable...

    And another thing -- one positive I can think of is that we won't have to stare at Pelosi sitting behind Obama.

    Then again, it'll be Boehner and Biden instead...

    What odds for the possibility of the Speaker bursting into tears during the speech?
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    "I"ll be clipping my toenails, to kill the Pain, and then Clean all my "Guns" and inventory my "ammo" I took some epicak to keep the meal down, and afterwords, I plan on taking exlax..Making any sense? LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by breezy View Post
    I gotta do my hair........oh wait, i dont have hair anymore
    I resemble that remark
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    It's my birthday; I don't have to watch it if I don't want to!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annie Maude View Post
    It's my birthday; I don't have to watch it if I don't want to!
    Dang, I don't have any naval lint to clear and my show is over at 9 ET. I have to watch.
    I've always wondered what the 1920's and 1930's were like, but I never wanted to see it from the German perspective.....


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