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    Wink Epitaphs of the Cemetery

    This place looked a little dead,so decided to put to rest the silence with epitaph laughs instead.


















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    Quote Originally Posted by KnightSwornToValor View Post
    This place looked a little dead,so decided to put to rest the silence with epitaph laughs instead.

















    These are priceless! rflol

    Thank you :)

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    The Chapel now has a cemetary??? I thought Jesus told us to not worry about the dead???

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    • “I am not afraid, because I was born to do this."

      Joan of Arc
    Mark 8:38 - Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation; of him also shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he cometh in the glory of his Father with the holy angels.

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    The mexican electrician was priceless.


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    Larne, Ireland - On a hanged sheep stealer
    Here lies the body of
    Thomas Kemp.
    Who lived by wool
    and died by hemp.


    Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona
    Here lays Butch.
    We planted him raw.
    He was quick on the trigger
    But slow on the draw.


    Silver City, Nevada
    Here lies a man named Zeke.
    Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek.


    On a coroner who hung himself:
    He lived
    And died
    By suicide


    On Ezekiel Pease:
    Pease is not here,
    Only his pod
    He shelled out his Peas
    And went to his God


    A few epitaphs are subtle and do not appear humorous until one thinks about them.
    Here lies the body
    of John Round.
    Lost at sea
    and never found.

    Belturbet, Ireland


    This Empty Urn is
    Sacred to the Memory
    of John Revere
    Who Died Abroad
    in Finistere:
    If He Had Lived
    He Would Have Been
    Buried Here.
    Connemora

    "I told you I was sick!"

    I was somebody.
    Who, is no business
    Of yours.
    Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont

    Here lies
    Ezekial Aikle
    Age 102
    The Good
    Die Young
    He wasn't.

    Here lies an Atheist
    All dressed up And no place to go.
    In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery
    In a Georgia cemetery
    'A person with an experience is never at the mercy of a person with an argument,'" writes von Campe

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    "On my tombstone
    Let it be said
    Her sins were scarlet
    but her books were read."

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