Esquire
How come......
1. Nobody ever finds a dead hummingbird?
2. nobody knows how a dinosaur bone was recently found with fresh bone marrow in it?
3. when you hit your funny bone that everyone laughs but you?
4. men 'lose' their hearing waaayyyy before women do?
5. bad things only seem to happen to good people, instead of the other way around?
just wondering out loud today... (not expecting any answers, except to #1)
BFC
World War Three: "The Last Day". Fictional(?) depiction of an attack against Israel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5T5CF1jhTg
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----------------------------------------------Originally Posted by NickTX
"Stay in school, work hard, stay out of trouble and when you grow up, you can pay for those who didn't."
Judge
wife had a hummingbird die in her hand,,does that count?
Judge
did she hug him and love him and pet him and squeeze him and call him george?
float like a butterfly...
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highly functional, paranoid, tinfoiler
currently in charge of the aluminatorium
Judge
no,, but something tells us dear daughter did..
Esquire
Land Owner
I HAVE seen a dead hummingbird. It got trapped in the shop and eventually landed on a stacked pile of wood and died standing upright... and then my 18lb orange tabby saw it ... it turned into a pile of feathers on the floor.
Congressman
I had a hummingbird run into the side of the house and fall dead in my lap. Scared the carp out of me. I thought it was a big bee.
Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you - not because they are nice, but because you are. ~Author Unknown
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