This has just a bit too much profanity, else I'd post it. But, it's absolutely hilarious about farming stuff that nonfarm people usually don't know about. (From
The explanations for each of the following topic titles just keep getting better and better as the author goes on.


#6. Animals Are Designed by Nature to Be Gross

#5. Animals Are Also [jerks], Stupid, or Stupid [jerks]

#4. Let There Be No Misunderstanding About This: Chickens Are Rapists

#3. Pollution Becomes a Part of the Landscape

#2. There's No Such Thing as a Vacation

#1. In the Country, All Your Neighbors Are Insane