Zombie apocalypse: The coronavirus is now known to alter brain function and make some victims AGGRESSIVE and disoriented (NOT satire)
[...] A Florida woman faces felony charges after coughing on the face of a paramedic, claiming she had the coronavirus. The woman was in the process of being arrested for assaulting her boyfriend when she sprayed “copious amounts of saliva” on a paramedic, according to police.
[T]he report states that Homes became “very agitated,” assaulting the victim, first “round house” kicking him in the nose and then punching it. The attack resulted in the victim’s nose breaking after which, the report that he “started bleeding all over himself and the residence,” before leaving the residence and calling 911.
“It should be noted the arrestee is a blackbelt in martial arts,” the officers added.
Oh sh#t! Blackbelt zombies!
Roundhouse-kicking infected zombies that might even be experts in mixed martial arts. So much for the slow-lumbering undead zombies depicted in the older films.
I don’t mean to make light of the reality of this situation, but I’ve been prepping for 20 years, and I never prepped for blackbelt zombies. Always figured I could outrun the zombies. But no such luck…