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  1. 05-22-2016, 12:30 AM #1
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    Alan Colmes: Jesus Was The First Transgender Man


    Alan is a blithering idiot. And he leaves out any transgender people born before Jesus was. Obviously showing transgender-phobia…
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    Suzanne DeWitt Hall explains:
    Eve is a fascinating creature for many reasons. The Bible tells us she is the first example of human cloning…But the fun doesn’t stop there. If we take the Genesis account in it’s literal meaning, as conservative Christians demand that we do, she is also the first case of a transgender woman. God reached into Adam, pulled out a bit of rib bone, and grew Eve from that XY DNA into Adam’s companion. She was created genetically male, and yet trans-formed into woman.
    Then along comes Jesus and the whole pattern is both repeated and reversed. The first couple’s refusal to cooperate is turned around by Mary’s yes, and the second act of cloning occurs. The Holy Spirit comes upon the second Eve, and the child takes flesh from her and is born. Born of her flesh. Born with XX chromosome pairing. Born genetically female, and yet trans-formed into man.
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    They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
    “As a general rule, the earlier you recognize someone is trying to kill you, the better off you’ll be.”
    "You think a wall as solid as the earth separates civilisation from barbarism. I tell you the division is a sheet of glass."

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    The Holy Spirit comes upon the second Eve, and the child takes flesh from her and is born. Born of her flesh. Born with XX chromosome pairing.
    Based on what evidence? These fools are stretching out of reality into the unknown (to them) and arriving at false conclusions as usual.

    I was born male from my mother. I did not take flesh from her. They need to study how we are actually developed and born. Such utter ignorance is astounding, especially in this age of "enlightenment".
    2Tim. 3:1 ¶ But realize this, that in the last days difficult times will come.
    2Tim. 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but wanting to have their ears tickled, they will accumulate for themselves teachers in accordance to their own desires;
    2Tim. 4:4 and will turn away their ears from the truth, and will turn aside to myths.
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    They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
    “As a general rule, the earlier you recognize someone is trying to kill you, the better off you’ll be.”
    "You think a wall as solid as the earth separates civilisation from barbarism. I tell you the division is a sheet of glass."

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    Alan Colmes: Jesus Was The First Transgender Man
    Some statements are just not worthy of comments.
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    Blasphemy
    Proverbs 29:2, "...when the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn."

    Acts 4:12    ,     "Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved."

    Hebrews 13:8    , "Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever."

    Revelation 3:11, "Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown."

    Matthew 28:20, "...I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob_0126 View Post
    Blasphemy
    And true ignorance.
    Europe used to have empires. They were run by emperors.
    Then we had kingdoms. They were run by kings.
    Now we have countries...
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    Alan Colmes?
    Really!?!
    Who gives a rat's arse what he thinks?
    Honest question. I really want to know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BugoutBear View Post
    Alan Colmes?
    Really!?!
    Who gives a rat's arse what he thinks?
    Honest question. I really want to know.

    A lot of people.......sick people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BugoutBear View Post
    Alan Colmes?
    Really!?!
    Who gives a rat's arse what he thinks?
    Honest question. I really want to know.
    $10 says alan doesn't even have a penis.
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