I seem to recall that if one deep-fries salmon, Thor strikes you dead with lightning. But I may misremember.Originally Posted by Oscar Wilde
Senator
I seem to recall that if one deep-fries salmon, Thor strikes you dead with lightning. But I may misremember.
Judge
I was thinkin this too ... can't speak to who might be wielding the lightning bolt but bad juju for certain.
I'm thinkin there was a time when one could eat a Salmon right outta the river ... providin one could catch it.
O.W.
Judge
you mocked God and have been sent to Seattle....to me that is proof of judgment,
Seattle , really???
yup that is judgment, not a blessing....
"If you are mad as hell and aren't gonna take it anymore, grab your rifle and head outside. If you're the only one with a rifle screaming like a maniac, go back inside. It isn't time yet."
Senator
Keep telling people that, thanks.
Judge
I've been to Seattle, it's San Francisco North. I'll take Montana. BTW there is Salmon in Montana too (why did he not know that?)
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
“As a general rule, the earlier you recognize someone is trying to kill you, the better off you’ll be.”
"You think a wall as solid as the earth separates civilisation from barbarism. I tell you the division is a sheet of glass."
Senator
You're right. But the overflow from Seattle squeezes into where I live, and I don't need any more of those people. We're happy in our little wilderness.
Judge
Maybe to him Salmon is a code word...like Map is
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
“As a general rule, the earlier you recognize someone is trying to kill you, the better off you’ll be.”
"You think a wall as solid as the earth separates civilisation from barbarism. I tell you the division is a sheet of glass."
Senator
People who grew up in the Seattle area talk about poor families catching a salmon for dinner because they couldn't afford good food. By the same token, fishermen in Maine used to eat lobster because there was no market for it and so it was better to eat the lobster and save the fish to sell.
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