Quote Originally Posted by jmthomas View Post
I would say a simple throat punch would fix the situation. Especially if Ivanka did it, that would be even funnier. From the looks of those twerps, she probably could.

She could just say the maggot was invading her "safe space", and put him on the ground choking for his life. I for one would stand and applaud her, if I hadn't already broke him in half before that.
I had similar thoughts, without all the mushy tact that you applied.

Your rendition will do.