Well if I had been on that flight, I'd been kicked off too and make the news as well...
“Blessed are those who, in the face of death, think only about the front sight.” Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem
Hwæt! Wé Gárdena in géardagum þéodcyninga þrym gefrúnon· hú ðá æþelingas ellen fremedon. - Listen! We of the Spear-Danes in the days of yore, of those clan-kings heard of their glory. How the worthy princes performed courageous deeds.
I would explain things to you but....I'm all out of crayons and puppets.