1/16/17 TTOL Hedge Fund Market Predictions.

[The Hammer]

What's that?

I can bid again?

Okay then.

-24.42

[Groucho]

What's that?

I can bid again?

Okay then.

-24.42

You can bid any time you want,
But you can never leave.

[Gib]

So Groucho, can you put the words in a rhythm so we can sing it to Hotel California? LOL

[Gib]

Or is it Alice's restaurant?

[The Hammer]

Time to bid again?

Oh, all right...

+41

[Petedtom]

TTOL Hedgfund Rule book and pizza cook book says this regarding erroneous bids:

Chapter 7, Subsection 3A, paragraph 7-9.
If in the event of a holiday were bidding may not take place due to any and all market closure(s) , any erroneous bids will be taken and multiplied by 4. The sum of said bid and consequent multiplier shall be the bid made by that person or persons.

Said bid will then be used for all bidding for the remainder of the bidding week for the offending party(s) All bids will be taken as positive unless otherwise noted and/or directed by clowns in disguise or any facsimile thereof .

If in the event said bids are made on an even day during the months of January, March , July and October, bids will be considered null and void with no impact on the remaining bidding week provided pants were not worn during the making of said bid.

Any and all mentions of the number 42 ( or the inverse ) shall be considered stenchy and dangerous. Any and all subsequent bids containing the number 42 or the inverse thereof shall result in a fine of five (5) fish entrails and two (2) cases of iron city.

[The Hammer]

Yeah, but none of my bids today were erroneous.

Besides, I'll make sure to not wear pants when I throw out my next one.

[Meemur]

There's Iron City left?

[Gib]

[Groucho]

Or is it Alice's restaurant?

You can bid any time you want,
But you can never leave

You can bid any time you want,
but you can never leave.

Walk right in it's around the back
just a half a mile from the railroad track

And you can bid any time you want,
But you can never leave....