I hope it works.
Paul Ryan Announces New Congress Sexual Harassment Training Will Create Safe Work Atmosphere, Plausible Deniability
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https://politics.theonion.com/paul-r...rai-1820545075
Some members of Congress are being proactive, to avoid any problems in the future.
Congressman Checks In Real Quick With Ethics Office To Make Sure Pressing Exposed Penis Against Intern Doesn’t Constitute Sexual Harassment
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https://politics.theonion.com/congre...-to-1820553037