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  1. 12-01-2017, 03:24 PM #1
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    Cool December 1-3: The Weekend Thread -- Normal Edition

    Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths. -- Proverbs 3:5-6

    If anyone serves Me, let him follow Me; and where I am, there My servant will be also. If anyone serves Me, him My Father will honor. -- John 12:26
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    Wait....."Normal?" You called this a "Normal Edition?" All right, I'm waiting for the Bazinga.

    Normal, yeah right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groucho View Post
    Wait....."Normal?" You called this a "Normal Edition?" All right, I'm waiting for the Bazinga.

    Normal, yeah right.
    Why so skeptical?

    Here.

    Have an oatmeal raisin cookie.

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    Revelation 14:7
    Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters.
    "not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Hammer View Post
    Why so skeptical?

    Here.

    Have an oatmeal raisin cookie.

    Oh no you don't. I saw the weaponized oatmeal you left in the break room. Gunpowder in the oatmeal? Really?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groucho View Post
    Oh no you don't. I saw the weaponized oatmeal you left in the break room. Gunpowder in the oatmeal? Really?
    But it "bakes in" when you make cookies.

    And those really are raisins...

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    So that's why the oven exploded
    Revelation 14:7
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    Quote Originally Posted by danielboon
    So that's why the oven exploded
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    Quote Originally Posted by danielboon View Post
    So that's why the oven exploded
    Wait, we lost another oven? Hey, Hammer's gonna have to start paying for these. There was his exploding meatloaf, his exploding baked chicken, and who can forget his crushing the oven with a surplus tank?
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    • The Hammer has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space.
    Hammer, I wanted to touch base with you. Can you clear up your messages? Reck
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