Life was hard for this guy.
Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Clay Pot Shards From Dwelling Of Earliest Known Klutz
Satire
https://www.theonion.com/archaeologi...dwe-1827116788
That must have been one smoking hot band.
Archaeologists Unearth Ivory Trumpet Dating Back To Prehistoric Jazz Age
Satire
https://www.theonion.com/archaeologi...pre-1823072478
Good for him!
Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy
Satire
https://www.theonion.com/archaeologi...ppy-1819579784