Four friends have been going to the same annual golfing trip for many years, two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.


Jack's pals are very upset that he can't go but understand, what can they do.


Two days later, the three arrive at the resort and find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up!


"Jack! How long you been here, and how did you manage to talk your missus into letting you go?"


"Well, I've been here since last night... Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?"
I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a slinky nightie.


She took me by the hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.


Well, she's been reading ‘50 Shades of Grey’.....

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So--- Here I am...

O.W.