'I Can't Believe Christians Think It's Safe To Go Back To Church,' Says Woman In Line

[Achilles]

'I Can't Believe Christians Think It's Safe To Go Back To Church,' Says Woman In Line At Walmart

May 19th, 2020


AUSTIN, TX—Local woman Heather Karenson told her fellow Walmart shoppers Tuesday that she can't believe some churches and small businesses think it's safe to reopen already.
As the herd of people pressed in close together, waiting to pay for their stuff for two hours at the one open register, the woman ranted about how dumb some Christians are for going back to church already.
"Close proximity with all those people, singing and stuff? Man, those people are really anti-science," she said as she waited in line with 57 other people, pushing a cart that hadn't been cleaned in days. "It's like, read one of those sciency books, you know? Or watch that science guy on TV."
While she spoke, fourteen different people slipped by her to grab items from end caps, all of them coughing on her.
Luckily for her, she was smart and brought her mask, though it got uncomfortable so she just let it dangle from her chin the whole time.

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-glad-...ine-at-walmart

[awitness]

I enjoy this site's sarcasm and sharp wit.

[Pastor Guest]

Another one from the Babylon Bee:

Update: 3,000 New Deaths Today But Enough About Abortion

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking...about-abortion

[Laura19]

Pastor on Laura Ingraham last night who will open up his church
I heard Trump say yesterday that he wants the churches open and to expect an announcement within the next few days

https://www.foxnews.com/media/maryland-pastor-shutdown-order-unfair-unjust-unconstitutional


California Pastors Will Open Churches
https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/20...at-home-order/


God Bless these warriors!

[Green Man]

It's unfortunate that group singing is especially conducive to the spread of COVID-19.

[Pastor Guest]

It's unfortunate that group singing is especially conducive to the spread of COVID-19.

But homosexuals having anonymous sex at a swingers club isn't conducive to spreading the virus, in fact, the governor has declared it essential.

MI. Governor Whitmer Considers Homosexual Swingers Club Essential and Wide Open, Churches Closed - News With Views


https://newswithviews.com/mi-governo...urches-closed/


The ungodly are deliberately trying to provoke Bible believing Christians.

[Bear]

The ungodly are deliberately trying to provoke Bible believing Christians.

Fortunately they suck at what they do.

[Hoppalong]

I can't believe they still think it is safe to gather in mass. Most churches in WI are STILL CLOSED for a GOOD REASON even if the stay at home stay safe is lifted~! It IS now up to those places to put the good of everyone in their sites and STAY CLOSED so everyone especially the elderly to stay safe at home. One can have church services Over the net. A person doesn't have to attend a brick and mortar building just to show their faith in God. Many things are STILL being cancelled around the state of WI. Even if No Stay Home Stay Safe is no more. Now it is up to the individual AND Businesses to open SAFELY and gathering in large groups in Church is not one of them to be lifted anytime soon.

[Pastor Guest]

I can't believe they still think it is safe to gather in mass. Most churches in WI are STILL CLOSED for a GOOD REASON even if the stay at home stay safe is lifted~! It IS now up to those places to put the good of everyone in their sites and STAY CLOSED so everyone especially the elderly to stay safe at home. One can have church services Over the net. A person doesn't have to attend a brick and mortar building just to show their faith in God. Many things are STILL being cancelled around the state of WI. Even if No Stay Home Stay Safe is no more. Now it is up to the individual AND Businesses to open SAFELY and gathering in large groups in Church is not one of them to be lifted anytime soon.

So your only against Christians meeting for worship, but you are okay with sodomites meeting in their club for sex?

[Buster]

I enjoy this site's sarcasm and sharp wit.

Right now there is plenty of low hanging fruit for them