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    'I Can't Believe Christians Think It's Safe To Go Back To Church,' Says Woman In Line At Walmart

    May 19th, 2020


    AUSTIN, TX—Local woman Heather Karenson told her fellow Walmart shoppers Tuesday that she can't believe some churches and small businesses think it's safe to reopen already.
    As the herd of people pressed in close together, waiting to pay for their stuff for two hours at the one open register, the woman ranted about how dumb some Christians are for going back to church already.
    "Close proximity with all those people, singing and stuff? Man, those people are really anti-science," she said as she waited in line with 57 other people, pushing a cart that hadn't been cleaned in days. "It's like, read one of those sciency books, you know? Or watch that science guy on TV."
    While she spoke, fourteen different people slipped by her to grab items from end caps, all of them coughing on her.
    Luckily for her, she was smart and brought her mask, though it got uncomfortable so she just let it dangle from her chin the whole time.

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    I enjoy this site's sarcasm and sharp wit.

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    Another one from the Babylon Bee:

    Update: 3,000 New Deaths Today But Enough About Abortion

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    Pastor on Laura Ingraham last night who will open up his church
    I heard Trump say yesterday that he wants the churches open and to expect an announcement within the next few days

    https://www.foxnews.com/media/maryland-pastor-shutdown-order-unfair-unjust-unconstitutional



    California Pastors Will Open Churches
    https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/20...at-home-order/


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    It's unfortunate that group singing is especially conducive to the spread of COVID-19.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Man View Post
    It's unfortunate that group singing is especially conducive to the spread of COVID-19.
    But homosexuals having anonymous sex at a swingers club isn't conducive to spreading the virus, in fact, the governor has declared it essential.

    MI. Governor Whitmer Considers Homosexual Swingers Club Essential and Wide Open, Churches Closed - News With Views


    https://newswithviews.com/mi-governo...urches-closed/


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    Quote Originally Posted by awitness View Post
    I enjoy this site's sarcasm and sharp wit.
    Right now there is plenty of low hanging fruit for them
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    I find it most humorous that 2 of the top threads right now are from the Babylon Bee.
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    Many places of worship in WI are closed as well even IF there is NO Stay At Home order. So here it IS up to the churches IF they want to spread this virus around and many have Nope and will remain closed for some time to come.

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    The DOJ is behind Trump, and I believe has correctly discerned that the .gov cannot prevent the first amendment guarantee, because, well, the first amendment.

    They, Newsom et al, are now in violation of:

    18 U.S. Code § 242.Deprivation of rights under color of law

    Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or to different punishments, pains, or penalties, on account of such person being an alien, or by reason of his color, or race, than are prescribed for the punishment of citizens, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if bodily injury results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include the use, attempted use, or threatened use of a dangerous weapon, explosives, or fire, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death.

    (June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 696; Pub. L. 90–284, title I, § 103(b), Apr. 11, 1968, 82 Stat. 75; Pub. L. 100–690, title VII, § 7019, Nov. 18, 1988, 102 Stat. 4396; Pub. L. 103–322, title VI, § 60006(b), title XXXII, §§ 320103(b), 320201(b), title XXXIII, § 330016(1)(H), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 1970, 2109, 2113, 2147; Pub. L. 104–294, title VI, §§ 604(b)(14)(B), 607(a), Oct. 11, 1996, 110 Stat. 3507, 3511.)

    https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/242
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