Biden Says He Can't Wait To Find Out Who He Picked For VP

[Achilles]

Biden Says He Can't Wait To Find Out Who He Picked For VP

August 3rd, 2020


WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources in the Biden campaign, the presidential candidate is on pins and needles waiting to see who it is he picked to run for vice president on his ticket.
Campaign aides say it's been Biden's most anticipated event since he found out he was running for president a few weeks ago.
A reporter asked Biden if he could hint about his VP pick during a brief interlude from his stay in the basement, where he was allowed to come upstairs to get some snacks.
"Oh boy -- I hope it's a real classy broad," he said as he drank straight from the milk jug. "I bet I picked somebody good and smart. A chick with class and style. You know, in my day, dames were dames and guys were guys. None of this 'guys becoming dolls' and 'dolls becoming guys' stuff. We would go down to the hop and do the mashed potato. You know, there's lots of good nnnn-- nutrients and stuff in potatoes. Potato is a funny word."
"Po - ta - to."
"OK, Joe, let's go," said an aide, shoving him down into the basement. "What Joe was trying to say is that he's chosen a well-qualified candidate who will run the country -- err, I mean, help him run the country -- with excellence."

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-ex...-picked-for-vp

[Captain Huk]

It's sad but true! The Dem's should be brought up on Elder abuse.

[Green Man]

Paraphrasing Sun Tzu:

If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.

The converse is also true. When you are weak, act strong.

Tu Yu, says that the good tactician plays with his adversary as a cat plays with a mouse, first feigning weakness and immobility, and then suddenly pouncing upon him.]

[solderguy]

Why should Biden do anything? Trump is helping him win the race more than anyone else possibly could.

One Trump campaign staffer after the Tulsa rally: 'Biden should have to report our costs to the FEC as a campaign contribution'
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices...-a9581541.html

[Bear]

Paraphrasing Sun Tzu:

If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.

The converse is also true. When you are weak, act strong.

Tu Yu, says that the good tactician plays with his adversary as a cat plays with a mouse, first feigning weakness and immobility, and then suddenly pouncing upon him.]

This would be hilarious if not for the fact that Biden is truly at a loss.
As was stated above this is practically elder abuse at this point.
It’s shameful.

[solderguy]

This would be hilarious if not for the fact that Biden is truly at a loss.
As was stated above this is practically elder abuse at this point.
It’s shameful.

Is it as shameful and not being able to pronounce the name of a major national park?

[Practical]

Lol, that was hilarious. True things usually are though which makes me very sad in this case..lol

[jimmythebee]

I was thinking that Elmer Fudd may be a good democratic Candidate , if he is not busy

[merovingian]