McCarthy Warns Not Voting For Him Could Delay More Funds To Ukraine

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McCarthy Warns Not Voting For Him Could Delay More Funds To Ukraine

Politics · Jan 5, 2023 · BabylonBee.com



WASHINGTON, DC — Amid protracted negotiations for the speakership in the House Of Representatives, former House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (CA, R) has issued a stern admonition that further delay in the process could hold up the important work of continued funds for Ukraine.

"We have continued this charade for long enough – if I am not elected Speaker of the House in the next round of voting, we face the very real possibility of Ukraine not receiving their next $44 billion allowance." said McCarthy. "Zelensky is looking down from the sky with those dreamy eyes of his, waiting for us to do the right thing."

"Come on folks, the very incomes of Raytheon lobbyists are at stake!"

Congressman Dan Crenshaw voiced his support for McCarthy, saying: "If we continue to ignore our clear Constitutional mandate to pay for the armed enforcers shutting down Russian Orthodox churches across Ukraine, we are guilty of rank dereliction of duty. We were sent to the people's house to serve the Ukrainian people, not continue this partisan infighting over who should lead America's legislature."

Congresspeople interviewed after the speech reported a change of heart. "Kevin is right. Voters didn't send us to Washington for endless debate – we are here for pork, lobbyists, $1.7 trillion omnibus bills, and to secure Ukraine's border."

UPDATE: Congress has finally held another House Speaker vote, but accidentally voted to send $100 billion to Ukraine again. As of publishing time, no Speaker has yet been chosen.

https://babylonbee.com/news/mccarthy...nds-to-ukraine

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Congressman Dan Crenshaw

What a tool he is. Called those opposing terrorists.

[jimmyb]

This is a good thing..The only thing I have to add is will he give them in writing the concessions they request and will they hold his feet to the fire if he tries to push crap through he promised not to.

[dmatic]

What a tool he is. Called those opposing terrorists.

Crenshaw is a HUGE disappointment, but like many of the globalists and anti-Constitutionalists in Congress, he is getting "Operation Mockingbird" type talking points to whip these 'rebels' in front of the public eye. I've heard other "representatives" use the same language....

[consteacher1]

let 'em fight, So my taxes won't go to Ukraine? HECK YEAH! and it also means there are no more omnibus trillion packages. Big Mac has to step down, but If the deal is closed and he's in, watch what won't happen. worthless. prep and pray, the end has arrived.

[Lenno]

don't expect him to keep his word. BTW that message is meant to motivate those who are receiving kick-backs through Ukraine, like the Mil-Ind Complex

[Lenno]