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  1. 01-13-2023, 06:40 AM #1
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    Biden Says He Is Unaware Of Any Classified Docs, Or Who He Is, Or Why He's Sitting In This Oval-Shaped Office

    Politics · Jan 12, 2023 · BabylonBee.com



    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After another trove of classified documents was found at Biden's residence, Biden defended himself by claiming he is unaware of any classified documents, or who he is, or why he's sitting in an oval-shaped office.

    "Seriously Jill, what's going on here? This isn't a joke!" cried an outraged Biden to a nearby potted plant that looked somewhat like Jill Biden. "Why is everyone asking me about documents? What kind of an office has walls with no corners? WHERE IS BARACK?!"

    Aides then began their morning ritual of briefing the President on the details of the scandal as well as the scheduled meetings for the day and who Joe Biden is. "Sir, they found more documents in locked in your garage," said one advisor. "Are there any other documents we should know about?"

    "...Sir? What is that you have in your hand? Sir?"

    Aides then tackled the President and pried a piece of paper marked "Top Secret" out of his hand just as he attempted to stuff the whole thing in his mouth.

    At publishing time, the scandal erupted again after Biden was seen blowing his nose into another classified document.

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    Documents are safe in his corvette

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1613639096261386258
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    Tell Biden (as per thread title) we all feel the same way.
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    Humor.....the best medicine? How else are we supposed to process these astounding times?
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    Ahhhh. The Mr. Magoo defense
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    Quote Originally Posted by DontTreadonMe7 View Post
    Ahhhh. The Mr. Magoo defense
    Good one! But Magoo was loveable!
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    They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
    “As a general rule, the earlier you recognize someone is trying to kill you, the better off you’ll be.”
    "You think a wall as solid as the earth separates civilisation from barbarism. I tell you the division is a sheet of glass."

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    The big deal is that mainstream news is reporting on it. Hmmm...who found them all and why now??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Off-Grid Organics View Post
    The big deal is that mainstream news is reporting on it. Hmmm...who found them all and why now??
    Joe's usefulness has been spent. He'll be gone, soon. (maybe) Mr. Magoo can't be in charge when the War starts.
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    Having a new sheriff in town (the Republican house) has most likely caused them to believe they should come clean..
    When they start eating their own like this it tells me this is just the tip of the iceberg and we better be looking for the real crimes that were committed..
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