Where are the people?

[Jazzman]

Hey Cap,
A lot of people are dying that never died before,

Jazzman

[Caplock50]

Ya know, it'd be interesting to know exactly how many of them got 're-invigorated' over of this election...and actually voted.

[dreadstalker]

Ya know, it'd be interesting to know exactly how many of them got 're-invigorated' over of this election...and actually voted.

I've been waiting to hear that tidbit of information myself. Reckon it will ever hit the news?

[cyberiot]

You didn't catch it. The key word is "LIVE" not 'lived'. You see, they don't bury 'live' people, only dead ones.

And again, speaking of graveyards,...They are sooo popular that people are just dying to get in them.

It's a joke...

Aw, SHEESH, Cappy--ya got me!! And up until now, I thought I was pretty good at this kinda stuff.

An electric train is headed due north at 58.6 miles per hour. A steady wind is blowing from the south-southwest at 12.3 miles per hour. In what direction does the smoke travel?

[obleo]

Good thing I had another cup of coffee....um, smoke from an electric train?
How'd I do? ;)

That's a good one!

[SheWoff]

[dreadstalker]

Good thing I had another cup of coffee....um, smoke from an electric train?
How'd I do? ;)

That's a good one!

If a plane carrying 76 passengers and 5 crew crashes right in the middle of the Canadian?American border where do you bury the survivors.

[SheWoff]

Nowhere....you don't bury survivors.

[cyberiot]

Good thing I had another cup of coffee....um, smoke from an electric train?
How'd I do? ;)

That's a good one!

Ding! We have a winner!

[Caplock50]

Heh, as for the direction the smoke would go, I guess it'd depend on just how bad the train was burning, eh?

If you are in a train car and it is traveling 60 miles an hour, and you built a fire in the middle of the floor of the car...would the smoke go straight up? Oh and the car is sealed well enough that there are no drafts.


Your dog is out chasing a rabbit. The dog's front legs are traveling at 40 miles an hour. What are the hind legs doing?